http://www.jerseyband.com Pioneers of Lungcore Sun, 11 May 2008 09:37:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 en http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/04/08/nice-work-if-you-can-get-it/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/04/08/nice-work-if-you-can-get-it/#comments Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:35:37 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/04/08/nice-work-if-you-can-get-it/
Jerseyband Commercial

listen to this dashingly handsome lung-nugget:

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Our website has been deleted by a mysterious force.
Computer-hacker madman secret genius anarchist superstar? maybe?
Fan of the matrix? definitely.
Other possibilities: alien intervention, the economy. or some sort of random computer event that demonstrates how they, computers, are secretly not that great.

Any-crime, we got some basic business up here as you see. If you want the full monty, check out our site on myspace. Just put some new pics up there.
http://www.myspace.com/jerseyband

As always, you can purchase our jamba juice at either The End Records or cdbaby.

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jerseyband3
http://www.theomegaorder.com/s.nl/it.A/id.16047/.f

Our buckets burn slowly, but our reversal won’t affect our reservations. All is right in the jungle.

Come see us in April!!! 10th is Rochester, 11th in NYC.

Jabian ]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/03/13/hacked/feed/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/01/02/hello-scrimshaw/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/01/02/hello-scrimshaw/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:31:03 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2008/01/02/hello-scrimshaw/ Below is a recording from a recent Jerseyband rehablo. Problo!
The poem:
“Pork,
You are my lady friend.
From Switzerland
To the Americas.”
-(courtesy of wetdryvac Publishing- [OrpOrk division] )

Stay tuned for a bunch of new J-business in the new year, including a limited edition CD single and a NYC show:

Knitting Factory
Tap Bar
Friday, January 25
10pm

with endless love and ninja-reflexes,
Jabe

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Check out this pic from our recent show in Jersey.
At some point during our shows, we all try our best to fly up into the air. It’s worth a shot… multiple shots….
(beware the jabberwocky)

Also, if you feel like bustin’ loose, be sure to come and shee ush perform on August 2nd (shekund) at Ace of Clubs in Manhattan. You guys should come dressed in costumes. (I’ll be the shrimp, you be the cocktail)

Lad and Lass,
the government burger]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/07/23/ahhhhhhhey-there-scotty/feed/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/06/19/featureless-fist-face-finger-flinger/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/06/19/featureless-fist-face-finger-flinger/#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:28:25 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/06/19/featureless-fist-face-finger-flinger/ Dear D(iary)(airy),

Sheffield’s Law, from the latest Jerseyband album, will be featured as garageband-dot-com’s Instrumental Rock Track of the Day on June 20th (even though man-voices are present).

Look and listen: Jerseyband at GarageBand

Thus spake this onion (pro-league).

Enjo the jelly. relly, go head. enjo the jelly.]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/06/19/featureless-fist-face-finger-flinger/feed/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/16/lung-punch-fantasy-reviews/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/16/lung-punch-fantasy-reviews/#comments Wed, 16 May 2007 23:03:15 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/16/lung-punch-fantasy-reviews/ Yo. diamonds and sauce! Check out the nice reviews of Lung Punch Fantasy:
Jerseyband - Lung Punch Fantasy reviews
(you have to scroll down a bit)

Dare to Dream! ]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/16/lung-punch-fantasy-reviews/feed/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/11/lung-punch-fantasy/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/11/lung-punch-fantasy/#comments Fri, 11 May 2007 15:47:47 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/11/lung-punch-fantasy/

Checks on the spot:

Lung Punch Fantasy is now available through The End Records.

CDbaby has written a review of the new album. It is being featured on their main page starting friday (may 11th) at midnight. It will be there for three days, so drop by and dance.

Check our merch page for a fancy way to buy songs individually. destiny takes us to the digital age. digits as a metaphor for a binary language functioning as a meta-language for sound (or the other way around). Soon all of our albums will be up, even the oldy oldest, Tragedi In The Mangky.
hire and fire.]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/05/11/lung-punch-fantasy/feed/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/album-names/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/album-names/#comments Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:38:13 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/album-names/ Whenever Jerseyband has to name something, this is what happens. Emails go back and forth with endless possibilities. The following is a list of all the album names we came up with:

raw paul, lungcore family robinson, keep it in the lungs, lung-lust, lungs and butts, sheffield’s law, tribute to lady sheffield, Welcome to Hotdog Heaven!, catch 44, Live: Jerseyband, Raw: Paul, Stay the lung, stay the corpse, Stab the Horse, Scraps of Torso, Pubic Mayhem, Pouring Gravy, Free Gravy, Gravy bath, Eat this Gravy, 7 types of gravy, Breathing Gravy, Sucking gravy into your lungs, Finding a Lung in a bowl of gravy, Rat Lung with gravy, rat lung taped to a baby, badalundun-graby, jean garafoLIVE, Jerseyband - 1/7 un-circumsized, Jerseyband - Jake, Jerseyband - Garafolive, pouring gravy on your face, jerseyband live, “stay the (”corpse” or some other good word, “meat” “lung” “fur” “finger” “tooth” “horse”), stay the ______, Jerseyband: Stay the Lung, Live at SUNY Purchase, “Jerseyband Live: Stay The Lung”, “stay the lung”, Lungpunch Live, Liver Than You Are, Calmer Than You Are, Powerpoint Presentation (Live), We Takes the Money!, Stay the Corpse, Stay the Lungcourse Live, Spanish Whore Archeologist (Live), Lord of the Pants, D and B in the C of C, Beast Wedding, Prelude to Beast Wedding, Live Evil, Live and Loose in Paris, Live and Uncut (1/7), Thriller, I cough syrup, Live, Ripping Faces Live, We Lives Your Haus, Burning your barn alive, Fish In das weeds, Live at the Pervatorium, Live in a basket, Scientology, Lady Shefield Live, Milford uncut, Birth of Lungcore, Lungs, Bishop’s Crystal, Raw Paul, Government Dog-Sex, Prelude to a Beast-Wedding, It can be anything that you want”, “I need bigger pants”, Janeane Garofalo, christmasband, Jerseyband - Liveband, Jerseyband - Live at SUNY Purchaseband]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/album-names/feed/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/yes/ http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/yes/#comments Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:15:09 +0000 Jerseyband http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/yes/

New picture

from our recent show at Southpaw in Brooklyn, NY. More new band photos coming soon!
This picture represents our desire to eat your face. (these dreams go on when I close ma’ yeez)

Photo: Theo Wargo]]> http://www.jerseyband.com/2007/04/14/yes/feed/